Today the system worked.
All of the planning, the training, the high-intensity napping and the gallons of gravy — all the effort paid off.
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Today while Tabs was actually on neighborhood patrol, Harris the cat attempted to break into the offices of Tabs the cat industries LLC.
The following images were pulled from this morning’s CCCTV (Closed Circuit cat Television) security tapes…
Thankfully, the biometric retinal scanners kept the office doors locked and secure, and Harris was unable to gain entry to the building, but we’re all still on orange alert here…
We’re going to have to beef up security even more after this, though. Tabs is actually considering hiring the neighbor’s dog Arty as a freelance security consultant to provide backup assistance, but we might have to transfer funds from this month’s gravy budget to pay for it.
We’ll see what the board of directors has to say about that.
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Desperate times call for desperate measures…
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,
Karen
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