At first, everything seemed fine on this morning’s patrol…
Last week’s creation of D.I.V.A. (the division of Inconsiderate Varmint Arrest), the special feline forces safety and security unit of Tabs the cat industries LLC, appeared to restore peace and safety and security to the community.
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Harris the cat, whom as you may recall attempted a daring daylight robbery of the company barbecue, was nowhere to be found.
Tabs checked everywhere…
There were no signs of Harris or any other cat or canine intruders until…
Tabs went back inside the office. He was eating leftovers of his tuna pâté dinner from last night when he heard a loud “ba-dum!” coming from the side deck.
It was Harris! Again!
Immediately, Tabs sounded the alarm — “MRRROWWWWW!” — and mobilized D.I.V.A., but by the time the team arrived, Harris had fled the scene.
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That cat is now Tabs the cat industries LLC enemy #1.
Your friendly neighborhood charm addict,
Karen
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