I was just recently tapped by a regional blog writer to offer my competence on topics outside the fields of fashion as well as beauty.
Since my fans have been clamoring for way of life advice, as well as I’ve been trying to develop my digital empire, I’ve chose to embark upon a series of how-to guides for cats.
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Now, these are not just your typical “For Dummies” guides. I’ll be delving into the details as well as covering essential feline understanding obtained over a lifetime of kitty modeling, as well as today we’ll be starting with one of the most essential difficulties dealing with cats: defending against the enemy.
I’d be remiss best now if I did not begin this guide with my preferred element of territorial defense: the accessories.
Get the gear
What’s that saying: “Idle hands are the devil’s workshop”? In purchase to keep my assistants (plural) busy, I commissioned my male assistant/masseuse/personal fitness instructor to fashion a customized couture harness for me, to ensure that I might patrol the community in comfort as well as style.
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This specific harness was built with my husky frame in mind utilizing nylon webbing, hook & loop Velcro-style tape strips as well as a craft glue gun, however I’ve likewise seen some remarkable pre-made gear at Petco, etc.
Look for long sight lines
One of the most essential elements of defending your area is the capability to see the opponent coming from afar. While patrolling, I always select locations with long sight lines that enable me to see other cats as well as intruders far away. This provides me time to formulate a tactical plan in the event of an encounter.
Establish a perimeter
Once you’ve determined areas in your area with long sight lines, establish a perimeter.
By nature, cats are territorial, as well as yet a few of us do not respect boundaries. It’s essential to delineate the borders between your area as well as those of your enemies. establish a perimeter.
Enlist a second in command (if necessary)
“No feline is an island.” Personally, I believe that stating is bullsh*t, however there are times when you will requirement backup. If necessary, enlist a second in command. Ideally, this ought to be somebody you can count on unconditionally who will likewise feed you when you’re hungry.
Gain the higher ground
Similar to determining the areas in your area with long sight lines, the higher up you are, the much more area you’ll be able to survey.
In addition to conducting outside patrols, I likewise suggest positioning lookouts in outward-facing interior windows. Remember, the opponent never sleeps.
Well…
I extremely suggest climbing trees if you have gain access to to them. Not only is this a fantastic cardiovascular workout, however it likewise provides you the chance to data your nails as well as survey your area from above.
Know your opponent (IMPORTANT)
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When I transferred to Novato, I enlisted human agents to assist me profile the understood feline enemies in the neighborhood. I suggest you do the same…
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Build a protected command center
To take reconnaissance to the next level, compensation the building of a command center with all the most recent surveillance technology. This way, you’ll be able to safely gather intel while outdoors.
The building of my new command center is practically complete, as well as we expect to deploy it this week.
Take naps to stay alert
There comes a point when tiredness results in diminishing returns. Don’t lose your edge. routine periodic naps throughout the day to recharge your body as well as your mind, as well as carry out at a top level.
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Follow these tips, as well as soon you, too, will be defending your area like a boss.
Stay safe, stay strong and, above all, stay beautiful,
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